“Don’t French It” | Hoodie

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest graphic life
• Do not iron directly on printed design
• Avoid bleach or harsh detergents

Product Details

• Soft cotton/poly blend depending on color selection
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a more reliable fit
• Lightweight feel with everyday comfort
• Retail-style fit designed for casual wear
• Printed to order

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History has taught us many lessons.

This is not one of them.

Somewhere between confidence and catastrophe lies the precise moment someone ignores perfectly good advice. This hoodie exists for that moment. Wear it proudly, deliver your warning with complete seriousness, and remember:

No matter how much you love your cat...

Never try to French it.

Whether you're avoiding unnecessary chaos or simply trying to keep the cat out of the conversation, this hoodie has you covered.

50% cotton, 50% polyester
Soft fleece interior for everyday comfort
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Front pouch pocket
Rib-knit cuffs and waistband for a comfortable fit
Durable double-needle stitching throughout

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	27	20
M	28	22
L	29	24
XL	30	26
2XL	31	28
3XL	32	30
4XL	33	32
5XL	34	34

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	68.6	50.8
M	71.1	55.9
L	73.7	61
XL	76.2	66
2XL	78.7	71.1
3XL	81.3	76.2
4XL	83.8	81.3
5XL	86.4	86.4